if you’re ever sad just listen to ob-la-di ob-la-da it will cheer you right the fuck up 97% guaranteed i am a specialist
“We’re just four parts of the one.” - Paul McCartney
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole